Flowchart Frenzy: Can we get away with our mullets and Jheris?

Step 1: Assess the Situation

• You're a 90s kid with a mullet
• You're a 90s kid with a Jheri

Step 2: Evaluate the Evidence

• Your mullet is on fire (again)
• Your Jheri is secretly a hairpiece

Step 3: Determine the Consequences

• You'll never find a girl with a mullet
• Your Jheri will give you an edge in 90s hip-hop

Step 4: Choose Your Course of Action

Do you:

• Rock on with the mullet
• Embrace the Jheri