ProjectSolveForMe

As a time traveler, you've probably figured out that our castle walls are as secure as a kindergartener's playdate. We're not saying we're not trying, but let's be real, we've got moat- security, and it's a real thing.

Here's what we're doing with all that data you're sending us:

• We'll use it to make sure that time-traveling knight who keeps trying to "acquire" our snacks doesn't get any better.
• We'll use it to perfect our "timey-wimey" algorithm, because, let's face it, it's still a work in progress.
• We'll give it to our lawyers so they can bill you for "conspiracy to commit a crime against time" – it's a real thing, don't question it.

Don't get us wrong, we're not trying to chill your rights or anything (see what we did there?). Our policy is as outdated as our castle's plumbing system. If you have any concerns, just contact us and we'll try to...not ignore you.