Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Caught

Step One: Disguise Your Socks

It's 1920s Paris, and you're wearing a fedora. Great, you're blending in. But those bright white socks are a dead giveaway. Get some black socks, pronto.

Also, consider investing in some decent trench coat. You know, the ones that make you look like a dignified gentleman of the night. Trust us, it helps.

Now, you might be wondering: what about the time-traveling contraption? Leave that thing in the trunk, mate. It's not exactly... inconspicuous.

Next Step: Disguise Your Disguise Or, you know, just stick around for the revolution. We hear the baguettes are great this time of year. And if all else fails, just pretend you're a mime. They're practically invisible, right?