Time Travel Paradox Solutions: Looping for Dummies

Welcome, poor, confused traveler. We've got you stuck in a time loop and don't know how to get out. Don't worry, we'll walk you through the basics.

Here's the deal: you're stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes over and over. The key is to not think about it too much and just roll with it.

However, if you want to try and break the loop, here are some tips:

Advanced Time Travel Techniques:

For the more advanced time traveler, we offer:

Remember, time travel is hard. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Disclaimer: We're not really sure what we're doing either.