It's-a me, a time traveler stuck in a loop of doom! You've been stuck in this temporal purgatory for what feels like an eternity. You've been trying to escape, but every time you try, you end up back where you started. It's like Groundhog Day, but without the charm.
Theories abound, but no one really knows what's going on. Some say it's the butterfly effect, while others claim it's the result of a rogue time-traveling agent. But one thing's for sure: you're stuck.
As you sit here, surrounded by the same old familiar sights and sounds, you start to wonder: what's the point of it all? Is it even possible to break free from this temporal prison, or are you doomed to repeat the same day forever?
Checklist item 3: Make sure you have a good supply of snacks. A time loop can be hungry work.