Section 1.1: Temporal Liability Waiver
By visiting this page, you acknowledge that you are aware of and agree to the following:
- Any time-traveling activities undertaken on this website are strictly prohibited and will result in immediate termination of your privileges.
- Any claims of paradox-induced mental health issues will not be entertained.
- The website's time-traveling AI is not responsible for any unforeseen consequences of your actions.
Section 1.2: Time Traveler's Oath
I, the undersigned, hereby swear to:
- Only travel to dates after the 20th century.
- Avoid any historical figures or events that may cause undue attention or paradoxes.
- Never, ever, ever travel to the future.
Appendix: Additional Prohibited Activities