Maintenance Schedule
Our time machine is currently undergoing routine maintenance. Please check back later for updates.
We are performing the following tasks:
- Upgrading chrononuclear reactor core
- Repairing chrono-displacement compensators
- Calibrating temporal navigation system
Estimated time of completion:
Please do not attempt to interact with the time machine during this time. Any attempts will result in unforeseen consequences, including but not limited to:
- Paradox creation
- Temporal displacement
- Unplanned reality distortions