Welcome to the Ministry of Temporal Security's Disinformation Division! Our agents have been tasked with spreading confusion and doubt about the feasibility of time travel.
We've got the following disinformation campaigns to help prevent the spread of chrono-nonsense:
Did you know that time travel is not possible because of the grandfather paradox? Yeah, that's a real thing. It's not just a plot device used by lazy screenwriters.
Learn more about the grandfather paradoxWe've got experts who will tell you that time travel is impossible because it goes against the laws of physics. Just ask our team of highly-paid, yet totally-not-paid physicists!
Read about the laws of physicsTime travel is just a bunch of hooey made up by Hollywood to sell movies. Don't fall for it, folks! It's not like, you know, actual science or anything.
Learn more about the dangers of HollywoodDon't be fooled by the whispers of temporal anomalies and chrono-syndromes! Stay safe, stay informed, and stay dis-informed!
Disclaimer: Our disinformation is not actually disinformation. It's just, uh, "alternative facts."
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