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We've been instructed to prevent you from learning about time travel by disseminating false information.
To that end, we've created the following completely-false-but-not-really-true facts:
1. The laws of physics are based on the number 42, which is actually the answer to a math problem that's been erased from history.
2. Time travel is achieved by riding a unicycle on a treadmill while eating a bowl of spaghetti.
3. The only way to prevent a time paradox is to wear a tin-foil hat.
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