Time Traveler's Guide to Not Messing Up Your Future

**Q: Will I mess up the timeline by asking for tips?** A: Only if you're really bad at this.

Q: Can I really travel through time?**

No, you can't. But you can read our FAQ, which will probably just confuse you more. Chronology Clues for the faint of heart.

Q: What are the rules of time travel?**

Don't touch anything, don't talk to anyone, don't eat the food, don't... Temporal Etiquette for the rest.

Q: What if I encounter a paradox?**

Well, that's just peachy. Paradox Prevention is not our department.

Q: Can I travel back in time to ancient Egypt?**

No, you can only travel to the time period where you're most likely to get lost in the desert. Destiny Dunes awaits.

Q: Can I use this guide for personal gain?**

Only if you want to be stuck in a time loop with an infinite supply of annoying relatives. Temporal Temptations are not our thing.