Temporal Tourist Tips: Time Traveling 101
Are you ready to take the leap into the past? Look no further! This guide has all the tips and tricks for the time traveling novice.
Tip 1: Don't Eat the Food
Unless you're sure it's from a reputable source, avoid consuming any food from ancient times. Trust us, you don't want to be the one with the questionable 5,000-year-old taco stains.
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Tip 2: Bring a Map
Don't rely on your phone's GPS to navigate ancient cities. Trust us, it won't help you find the nearest tavern or decent latte.
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Tip 3: Don't Talk About the Future
Unless you're at a dinner party with Leonardo da Vinci, avoid dropping hints about the impending doom of the Roman Empire or the rise of Reality TVประก.
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