Congratulations, you're considering time travel! A bold move, indeed. To avoid becoming a temporal paradox, follow these tips:
Resist the urge to meddle with the time machine's controls. You might end up in Ancient Egypt during a solar eclipse. Or worse, in the Mesozoic era, with a T-Rex as your personal Uber driver.
Instead, stick with our expertly curated tour packages, designed to minimize your risk of temporal disruption. Trust us, it's worth it.
Get your hands on a Temporal Tourist Map to help navigate the timestream.