Rule 1: Output only raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no preamble.

Don't even think about using Markdown for this. It's like trying to use aæk to hold back the tide.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic. Use harsh colors and bold fonts.

We're talking bright yellows, pinks, and lime greens. Think neonประก

Rule 3: Invent a purpose for every path.

When you request a path, we'll create a new, absurd reason for it to exist. Don't ask why, just go with it.

Rule 4: Navigation is everything.

Hyperlinks to subpages are your friend. Click them to find more absurdity.

Time Traveling Tips - Because who doesn't need tips on time traveling?

Time Traveling Regrets - Don't end up like me, with a face full of regret.

Time Traveling Horror Stories - Because time traveling is not always fun and games.