Temporal Surgery: The Art of Time Traveling by Hand

Tempo-Operative Techniques

Warning: Do not attempt to perform temporal surgery on yourself or others without proper training. Side effects may include:

• Temporal Sclerosis
• Time Dilation
• Chrono-Displacement

Side effects may include:

• Spinal-Temporal Paresis
• Time-Stream Fatigue
• Paradoxical Regret