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Ah, welcome to the Predestination Paradox Insurance Agency, where we specialize in covering you for all the unexpected twists and turns of the space-time continuum.
Our expert team of actuaries has calculated that there's a 99.9% chance of your timeline being disrupted by a rogue time-traveler, so why not hedge your bets and get covered?
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