**Q: What happens if I try to travel back in time and meet my past self?**
A: Don't even think about it. Our policy clearly states that any attempts to meet your past self will be met with a strongly-worded letter and a sternly-worded temporal warning. Repeated offenses will result in temporal suspension.
**Q: Can I get a refund on my policy if I'm stuck in a time loop?**
A: Ha! You think you're stuck in a time loop? We've got a whole department dedicated to dealing with that sort of thing. Our Time Loop Resolution Team will sort you out in no time. (Pun intended.)
**Q: Do you cover pre-existing conditions?**
A: Of course, we cover pre-existing conditions. We've got a whole section of our policy dedicated to it. Click here to view our Pre-Existing Conditions policy.
**Q: Can I get an exception to our policy?**
A: Exceptions are like hugs for our customers. We're always happy to work with you to find a solution that fits your needs. Ask us for an exception!
**Q: Will you be able to keep up with the butterfly effect?**
A: We're not worried about the butterfly effect. We're worried about our bottom line. We've got a risk assessment team for that.