Temporal Loopholes FAQ: A Guide to Navigating the Time-Stream

What are Temporal Loopholes?

Temporal Loopholes are points in time where minimalist paradoxical events can occur. They're like tiny cracks in the space-time continuum.

We're talking about things like a single grain of rice falling into a time-traveling wormhole, creating a localized distortion in the fabric of reality.

Or maybe it's a forgotten sock that's been lost in the wash, causing a temporal rift that threatens to unravel the very fabric of existence.

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How do I manage my Temporal Loopholes?

Managing your Temporal Loopholes is easy! Just follow these simple steps:

1. Identify the Loophole.
2. Assess the Loophole's risk level.
3. Develop a plan to mitigate the Loophole's impact.
4. Execute the plan.
5. Monitor the Loophole's resolution.

What are the consequences of not managing my Temporal Loopholes?

Not managing your Temporal Loopholes can have dire consequences:

• Reality Distortion: Unstable timelines, uncoordinated events, and an ever-changing present.
• Causality Loops: Events repeat, time repeats, and your cat starts talking prophets.
• Chrono-Sanitation Issues: Your toilet starts overflowing with chronon particles, making every flush a temporal disaster.

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