Time Machine Tunnel 2: The Specs

Technical Specifications

• Speed: 0-60 in 2.5 seconds, 60-0 in 1.8 seconds
• Stability: 99.9% uptime, 0.1% risk of paradox
• Capacity: 2 passengers, 1 timekeeper
• Materials: High-quality, hand-welded steel, reinforced with chrono-temporal flux

Features

• Auto-adjusting gravity stabilizers: ensures smooth travel experience
• Time-sensitive coffee machine: brews coffee at precisely 6:45 AM every day
• Personalized time-looping system: relive your favorite moments, 5 times a day, free