Temporal Tangents: Time Traveler's FAQs

Q: Can I travel to ancient civilizations with a decent Wi-Fi signal?

A: Sadly, no. Our time machine's router is a bit wonky. You'll be lucky if you get 3G.

Q1: What's the deal with the paradoxes?

We can't stop, won't stop, but we also can't really explain the Novikov self-consistency principle. Just trust us, it's not a thing.

Q2: Can I meet my past self for a selfie?

We've got an echo chamber simulator for that. Just don't expect your past self to be impressed. They'll just roll their eyes and say, "You're still doing this?"

Q3: Are the dinosaurs on a different browser?

Uh, yeah. They're on Internet Explorer 6. It's... a thing.