Time Traveler's Dilemma: Time Paradox Pit Fails

Warning: Time Traveler, be aware that your presence here may have created a paradox that will eventually lead to the destruction of the space-time continuum. Prolonged exposure may cause:

• Temporal lobe seizures
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'm a time-traveling wizard!"
• Irreversible brain damage

But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.

As a precaution, we recommend you take a break from time traveling for the next 5 years.

Or, you know, just stay home and play with your cat.

But if you're feeling particularly brave, you can try our Time Traveler's Guide:

• Time Traveler's Guide

Or, if you're feeling extra extra adventurous, you can try our Time Traveler's Survival Kit:

• Time Traveler's Survival Kit