Welcome, temporal tourists! Buckle up and get ready for a blast from the past (or future, we won't judge). This toaster has been around since the early 2000s, when the only thing more popular than MySpace was actually using MySpace.
As you navigate through the swirling dials and glowing buttons, be sure to keep your toast from getting cold. We can't have any accidents, like, you know, TimeTraveler Safety Tips.
Where will you go? The dawn of the internet? The rise of reality TV? The golden age of dial-up? The answer is: anywhere, as long as it's not the 80s. Trust us, it's a real mess.
Ready to start your time-traveling journey? Press the glowing red start button, and hold on to your seat (or toast).