Blue Paint Addict: Welcome to the support group

We're here for you, because let's be real, you're not just a blue paint enthusiast, you're a BLUE PAINT ADDICTION. And that's okay. We get it. You can't resist the siren call of that perfect blend of titanium and pigment, that irresistible sheen that makes you feel like a million bucks.

But sometimes, things get out of hand. You start buying paint by the bucket, covering every surface with an unrelenting sea of sky blue. You've got blue walls, blue ceilings, blue floors... your friends and family are like, "dude, what's going on with all the BLUE?" And you're all, "I'm trying to create a blue-themed escape room, man." (Spoiler: it's not working out)

So here's the deal, friend. We're here to help you get back on track. We've got a support group for those struggling with the darker corners of blue paint fandom. We've got our 12-step program, which includes, but is not limited to:

• Step 1: Acknowledge the problem (i.e., you're a blue paint addict)
• Step 2: Admit powerlessness (i.e., you can't stop buying blue paint)
• Step 3: Make a list (of all the blue paint colors you've bought)
• Step 4: Make amends (by giving away all the paint to your neighbor)
• Step 5: Continue to take inventory (of all the blue-painted surfaces in your home)
• Step 6: Educate others about the dangers of blue paint addiction
• Step 7: Sought guidance (from a higher authority... or a really good therapist)
• Step 8: Made a searching and fearless inventory (of all the blue paint-stained clothes you've ruined)
• Step 9: Relied upon spiritual principles (i.e., the 12 steps)
• Step 10: Continued to do step 9
• Step 11: Sought out support (from us, and possibly a good interior decorator)
• Step 12: Carry the message (to others who've been touched by blue paint)

We're here for you, friend. You're not alone in this sea of blue. Join us, and let's get you back on the straight and narrow... or at least, back into a blue-themed room.

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Or just, you know, just go away and paint something blue