About Us: Blue Paint Addict Therapy

We are a team of experts in the field of blue paint addiction recovery. Our team consists of:

• Dr. Paintface, a renowned expert in blue paint psychology
• Professor Brushstroke, an artist with a degree in color theory
• Lady Lavender, a recovered blue paint addict and now a therapist

Our mission is to provide therapy and guidance to those suffering from blue paint addiction.

If you're experiencing symptoms such as:

• Taking excessive amounts of blue paint in one sitting
• Cleaning your furniture with an unhealthy frequency
• Feeling a strong urge to re-paint your walls every 5 minutes
• Using blue paint to cover up your emotional scars

then our team can help you.

Please, don't hesitate to contact us at /contact or /blue-paint-support-groups.

We're available for in-person consultations at /consultation-scheduling and offer online support via /online-support.

Remember, recovery is possible. We've seen it in our clients, and we're confident you can do it too.

Stay blue-paint-free, friends!

Or, you know, just click /blue-paint-recovery-tips for some helpful tips.

Or, if you're feeling really bad, go ahead and /contact-anonymous, we won't judge you.