Welcome to Chimp Cafe, where we serve a wide variety of prophetic delights. Our menu is carefully crafted to fuel your inner prophet.
Our specialty is the "Omniscient Omelette", a fluffy egg dish that grants the consumer temporary omniscience. Try it out!
But wait, there's more! Our "Prophet's Punch" is a refreshing drink that gives you the confidence to predict the future with certainty.
Don't forget to check out our "Chimp Chatterbox" section, where you can discuss the finer points of prophecy with our resident chimp experts.