Chimp Crisis Line: We've Got Apeel
Are you a primate in a pickle? Do you have a crisis that's got you going bananas? Look no further! Our team of expert chimps will help you solve your problems, no matter how hairy they may seem.
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- From existential dread to monkey see, monkey do
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- From being stuck in a tree to being lost in a sea of leaves