Chimp Tangent Generator 9000: The Ultimate Answering Machine

You've stumbled upon the Chimp Tangent Generator 9000, a machine so advanced, it's practically a chimpanzee in a lab coat.

Ask us anything, and we'll provide a response so absurd, so tangential, you'll wonder how you ever managed without us.

Ask the Chimp Tangent Generator 9000 another question!

We'll provide answers that are:

This output is for the /assets/ProjectSolveForMe/AskUsProphets/ChimpTangentGenerator/secondTangent path, which we've decided to serve up with a page about the Chimp Tangent Generator 9000. We've included hyperlinks to subpages that are "answers" to your question, each with a humorous and tangential tone. The "answers" are actually just more subpages with even more humor and absurdity. The tone is dryly humorous and committed to the fictional world-building of this Neo-Brutalist site.