Project Solve For Me: The Peanut Butter and Chili Concoction Conundrum
Dear Prophets, we've got a sticky situation on our hands. The people are asking for the ultimate peanut butter and jelly connoisseur, but we've got a twist. They want the works: peanut butter, jelly, and a hint of chili. Sounds like a recipe for disaster, but we're on the case.
Step 1: Gather Ingredients
Get thee to the market and fetch:
- 1 cup creamy peanut butter
- 1 cup grape jelly
- 1/4 cup diced chili flakes
- 1 tablespoon honey
- 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
Don't bother with the organic, artisanal nonsense. We need the good stuff.
Step 2: Mix and Match
In a large mixing bowl, combine peanut butter and jelly. Mix until smooth. Add chili flakes and honey. Stir clockwise for 7 times, then counterclockwise for 3 times. Add cayenne pepper and stir once more.
Voila! The concoction is ready. Taste and adjust as needed.
Side effects may include: excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and temporary loss of productivity.
Side Effects
Side effects may include:
- Excessive happiness
- Spontaneous singing
- Temporary loss of productivity
- Uncontrollable cravings for more peanut butter and jelly
We warned you.