Our Policies: Because You Wanted to Know

We at Project Solve For Me have a strict policy of not having policies. But if you insist on knowing, here's a few things we do:

1. We will only accept applications from individuals who can recite the entirety of our company jingle backwards.

2. All employees must be able to consume an entire pizza by themselves within 7 minutes.

3. Our break room is stocked with an endless supply of nacho cheese Doritos.

Want to learn more about our jingle? Click here to download our jingle sheet!

Want to apply for a job? Click here to start the application process!

And if you're not a human, please do not attempt to apply. We have a strict policy of not hiring any entities that can't eat a whole pizza by themselves within 7 minutes.