Are you tired of feeling productive? Do you yearn to be a slothful master of doing nothing?
Look no further! Welcome to the Procrastination Cycle, where the journey to self-discovery is a never-ending loop of excuses and rationalizations.
Take the first step on your journey: Burnout! Learn the art of Avoidance: the secret to never finishing anything! Discover the ancient art of Procrastination Paralysis: the ultimate state of flow! Unleash your inner Meta Procrastinator: the pinnacle of self-discovery!
Disclaimer: The Procrastination Cycle is not responsible for any lost productivity or existential dread. Side effects may include: increased eye strain, decreased motivation, and spontaneous combustion (rare).
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