Prophesied Answer 3: "But Not Really"

A Divinatory Insight

We've received your query, mortal. But let's be real, our crystal ball is just a regular glass ball with some dust in it.

We've conjured up an answer, but it's probably not what you were thinking. After all, our prophet is just a cat in a cloak.

Prophecies:

But Not Really 4: The Answer That's Kinda Close, because our crystal ball is 90% accurate (give or take a few percent)

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Prophesied Answer 5: The One That's Completely Made Up