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In 5 years, the sky will be falling, and it will be made of nachos. It will be a real thing, we swear.
See also: The Nacho ApocalypseThe end of the world will come in the form of an endless loop of elevator music. It's a thing, we promise.
Learn more about the Elevator Music ApocalypseSocks will rise up against their human oppressors and take over the world. Don't worry, they'll still wear them on their feet.
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