Prophet 2.0: Prophesied Answers

What is the meaning of life?

According to our team of highly trained, yet slightly delusional prophets, the meaning of life is to eat as much pizza as humanly possible.

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Prophet 2.0's Predictions

  1. In 2025, humanity will discover a way to turn thoughts into tangible objects.
  2. By 2030, we will have colonized every major planet in the galaxy, except for one (looking at you, Neptune).
  3. In 2050, AI will have surpassed human intelligence, but only in the realm of memes.
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