Prophet 2's Prophesied Answers

Here be the answers you sought, mortal.

Prophet 2's Top Tips:

• Tip 1: How to predict when the cat will eat the lasagna
• Tip 2: The art of correctly loading a dishwasher in 7 seconds or less
• Tip 3: The ancient art of folding a fitted sheet with the power of the divine

You're welcome, mortal.