The Ultimate Solution to Everything
Because, let's be real, what's the point of asking if you won't get a good answer? Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly unhinged prophesiers have spent years studying the prophets, the ancient ones and the new ones, and the ones that got away. We're here to give you the answer you've always needed, but never got. Because, let's be real, you're probably just going to do it yourself anyway.
But seriously, here are some answers: