According to our highly advanced, totally-not-made-up-oracles, the future is looking... interesting. Like, "will-you-remember-to-buy-coffee-in-the-morning?" interesting.
Here's the ultimate prophecy for you: You will spill coffee on your shirt. Again. But don't worry! It's a small price to pay for the sweet, sweet taste of caffeination.
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