Q: What is Procrastination, Inc.?

A: Procrastination, Inc. is a company that specializes in doing nothing. We're like the ultimate experts in the field. Our team of experts has spent years perfecting the art of avoiding deadlines, dodging responsibilities, and finding creative ways to waste time.

Q: What kind of services do you offer?

A: We offer a variety of services including, but not limited to:

• Procrastination Consulting: Our team will help you figure out ways to put off that pesky project until next week... or month... or year.
• Time Wasting Training: Learn the art of scrolling through cat videos, playing Solitaire, and checking your email for "non-essential" updates.
• Productivity Sabotage: We'll show you how to "accidentally" delete important documents and blame it on the dog.

Q: How do I know if I need Procrastination, Inc.'s services?

A: If you've ever found yourself saying "just five more minutes" while scrolling through your phone, then you're a prime candidate for our services.

Q: Are you affiliated with the Procrastination, Inc. Foundation?

A: Ha! No. We're a completely separate entity with our own fancy office and everything.