You've made some questionable life choices, and now you're here.

Welcome to Project Solve For Me's Time Traveling Bad Decisions, where we serve up the worst of the worst, the crème de la crème of catastrophic decisions.

Our services include:

• Worst of the Worst: Where you get to see all the choices that will get you to the very edge of disaster.

• Regretting Your Life Choices: We'll show you the choices that'll make you wish you'd never left the house.

• Spending All Your Money on Gaming: Where you'll see the error of your ways, and realize why you still live in a cardboard box.

• Getting Laid Off from Your Job Because of Gaming: We'll show you the exact moment when your boss walked in, and said, 'It's not you, it's us.'

Don't worry, it's all just a simulation. But don't say we didn't warn you.