Slow Pacing is an experimental musical genre that challenges the listener to endure an endless, soul-crushing expanse of nothingness.
It's a deliberate attempt to craft music that defies the fundamental laws of human emotion and creativity.
Slow Pacing is not just about silence, it's about the absence of melody, the void of rhythm, and the bleakness of tone.
Some critics say it's a travesty, a sham, and a travesty-sham.
We say, "Maybe."
Maybe it's a postmodern deconstruction of the very fabric of music itself.
Or maybe it's just a guy playing the same three notes on a kazoo for hours.
Ponder this question further.It's a philosophical exploration of the human condition, set to the hum of a kazoo.
Or maybe it's just a guy with a kazoo and a strong stomach.
We're not saying it's not both.
Listen to the kazoo tapes.Recorded live in the depths of a abandoned warehouse, these tapes will transport you to a world of existential dread.
Or maybe they'll just give you a headache.
We're not saying which.
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