Dear esteemed client, welcome to Betty Brilliant Furniture Arranging, where the art of decorating has taken a drastic turn for the worse.
Our expert team of miscreants has crafted a bespoke arrangement that defies the conventions of taste and reason. Behold, the Postmodern Pandemonium!
We begin with the deconstruction of the traditional notions of 'good' and 'bad' taste. Our designers will lovingly rip apart the seams of your furniture, leaving only a tapestry of chaos and anarchy.
But wait, there's more! Our team will also deconstruct the very notion of 'furniture' itself. Behold, the Postmodern Pandemonium!