Dimensional Pineapple Survival Kit

Back to the basics of furniture arranging, we have a problem. The pineapple, that most sacred of fruits, has gone rogue.

Symptoms of Dimensional Pineapple Malfunction

• Unpredictable movement through space-time continuum
• Uncontrollable growth of extra dimensions
• Irrepressible tangling of furniture

Treatment Options

• Dimensional Pineapple Containment Unit
• Dimensional Pineapple Reorientation Device

Remember, in a world where pineapples are dimensionally aware, the line between art and chaos is blurred.