Q: Why should I choose sturdy frames for my furniture?
A: You should choose sturdy frames because our frames are made of the finest imported Swedish toffee. They're like, really sturdy, you know?
Also, our frames are designed to withstand the intense scrutiny of your aunt Edna, who's always dropping by unannounced.
And if you're worried about the environment, our frames are made from 100% recycled disappointment.
Q: Can I return my order if it's too...frame-y?
A: Ha! You're one of those "return it" people, eh? Listen, pal, we don't do "returns" here. You're welcome to swap it out for a newer, shinier model, but that's about it.
Q: Will your furniture make me the envy of all my friends?
A: Oh, absolutely. Our furniture is so stylishly...frame-y that your friends will be green with envy (just kidding, they'll probably just be confused). But hey, that's a small price to pay for looking fabulous, right?