Regular maintenance schedule for the gravity-defying chaise of your dreams.
Monday: Dust the upholstery with a feather duster while reciting the entirety of "The Great Gatsby" aloud.
Tuesday: Apply a special brand of space-age polish to the chrome accents.
Wednesday: Inspect the gravity-defiance field generator for any signs of malfunctioning.
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Note: Do not attempt to use the chaise in zero-gravity environments without proper training.
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