The Table of Unyielding Insanity: Table 1, The One That Spins
Dimensions
Unpredictable Behavior
3.5 meters x 2.3 meters
Spins like a top, defies gravity, and makes its occupants question the laws of physics
Warning: Do not attempt to sit in this table, lest you wish to experience a spin cycle of existential dread.
Other notable features:
Table 2: The One That Shrinks
Table 3: The One That Grows