Warning: Do Not Attempt to Build This Table
This table defies the fundamental laws of physics and sanity. It has legs pointing in opposite directions, like a drunk trying to find its way home.
Specifications:
- Legs: 6, but only 2 are actually holding anything up.
- Material: Solid, yet somehow also liquid.
- Seating capacity: 4, but you'll never find it stable enough to eat off.
Table 4: The One That Leans
Table 5: The One That Teleports