By Betty Brilliant, Sock Whisperer Extraordinaire
The Sock Drawer Theory is a revolutionary approach to preventing the dreaded Sock Apocalypse. By applying the principles outlined in this guide, you'll be well on your way to becoming a Sock Sensei.
Begin by separating your socks into neat piles of matching pairs. Discard any singles or mismatched socks, for they are the source of all evil.
Learn more about the Sorting Phase
Assign a value to each sock based on its uniqueness and rarity. This will help you determine which socks to keep and which to sacrifice to the Sock Drawer Gods.
Implement a rotation system for your socks, ensuring that each pair sees the light of day and is not subjected to the dreaded Sock Drawer Fade.
Develop a deep connection with your socks, understanding their individual personalities and quirks. This will help you anticipate and prevent Sock Loss.
Regularly inspect and clean your sock drawer, removing any debris or lint that may cause sock slippage. A clean sock drawer is a happy sock drawer.
Learn more about Sock Maintenance
By following these steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming a Sock Master, feared and revered by your sock-loving peers.