According to renowned scientist and sock connoisseur, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the humble sock drawer is not just a mere repository of foot coverings, but a gateway to a higher dimension.
It is said that the socks within the sock drawer possess a consciousness of their own, and when a human approaches, they begin to vibrate at a frequency that can only be detected by the most sensitive of souls.
The vibrations are said to be so intense that they can bend space-time continuum, allowing for the possibility of teleportation from one sock to another.
Bending of space-time continuum
Unprecedented sock-to-sock communication
Revolutionary new paradigm for understanding the universe