SOCK DRAWER THEORY: A Revolutionary New Paradigm

According to renowned scientist and sock connoisseur, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the humble sock drawer is not just a mere repository of foot coverings, but a gateway to a higher dimension.

It is said that the socks within the sock drawer possess a consciousness of their own, and when a human approaches, they begin to vibrate at a frequency that can only be detected by the most sensitive of souls.

The vibrations are said to be so intense that they can bend space-time continuum, allowing for the possibility of teleportation from one sock to another.

Key Features:

Bending of space-time continuum

Unprecedented sock-to-sock communication

Revolutionary new paradigm for understanding the universe

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