Luke Prophesies of the Lost Socks Socks in Space Socks of Doom

Thus spoke the prophet:

One day, a lone sock shall appear in the skies, a beacon of hope for the lost brethren.

It shall be a sock of unmatched greatness, with threads of pure white and a hue of radiant blue.

The people shall rejoice, for they shall know that the sock has come to lead them to the promised land of matching pairs.

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