In a world where the fabric of reality was woven from the threads of a thousand mid-terms, the Prophecy of the Sweaters foretold of a chosen few who would brave the void of the dryer.
These select individuals, known as the Sweaters of the Chosen Ones, would brave the uncharted territories of the land of lost socks.
The prophecy read:
"When the dryer doth spin, and the socks doth disappear, Then shall the Sweaters arise, to claim their right to repair. Their garments, once whole, now torn and frayed, Shall be restored to former glory, in a blaze of color and fray."
And so, the quest begins. Learn more about the Luke Prophesies of the Lost Socks.
But be warned, mortal, for the journey is fraught with danger. The Sock Snatcher, a fearsome beast of the void, shall seek to claim the Sweaters for his own.
The fate of the world, and the fate of all that's warm, hangs in the balance. Shall the Sweaters answer the call, or shall all be lost forever?