"In the year 500 BCE, the great cheese prophet, Zorvath, foretold the downfall of the mighty empire of Lactose. 'A plague upon the land of milk and honey,' he cried. 'A time of reckoning is upon thee, mortals!'"
Read the full Scroll 1"In the depths of the Fjord of Forgotten Dreams, the spirits of the past whisper the secrets of the ancients. 'A hero will arise,' they whisper. 'With a beard as mighty as the mountains, and a heart as pure as the driven snow.'"
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