SOCKS 101: Identifying the Silliest of Socks

Welcome to the Sock Identification Training Program, where you'll learn to tell the difference between your average Joe sock and the ones that are so bad, they're good.

Let's get started! Our expert Sock Analysts have created a 10-step program to help you develop your skills.

Step 1: The Sock Spectrum

Learn to identify the different shades of color on the Sock Spectrum, from "I'm a boring beige" to "I'm a fire engine red"

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Step 2: Sock Patterns

From stripes to dots, polka dots to anchors, learn to spot the most common Sock Patterns

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Step 3: Sock Heights

Learn to tell the difference between a sock that's "knee-high" and one that's "ankle-high". It's all about proportion, baby!

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Step 4: Sock FabricsFrom "itchy" cotton to "stretchy" nylon, we'll cover all the weird and wonderful Sock Fabrics

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